Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

Quo adipisci nostrum sunt ut ducimus quaerat sit quaerat.

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I understand how hurricane paths work

Is OnlyFans good or bad for the society? Why?

I don’t cotton to rapists

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

It's time to make friends with your viruses - Salon.com

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I have a reading level above third grade

As Kamala Harris weighs a run for governor, some Democrats are moving on - The Washington Post

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

The Goofus in Charge of HBO Max Is Out of Ideas—and It’s a Crisis for American Culture - Slate Magazine

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

A promising new HIV vaccine was set to start trials. Then came Trump's latest cuts : Goats and Soda - NPR

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

Why are people adopting DeepSeek's AI when its answers are so obviously biased toward the Chinese worldview propaganda?

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I don’t buy bullshit

What legal actions can be taken if a neighbor's unleashed dog causes harm or injury?

I can count

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I see through liars

What Happens to Your Body When You Eat Watermelon Regularly - Verywell Health

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I have complete contempt for fakery

How to Make AI Faster and Smarter—With a Little Help from Physics - WIRED

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

Why The Simpsons stopped producing Maude Flanders episodes?

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

This overlooked cause of PTSD is only going to get worse - vox.com

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

Fed interest rate decision looms as battle over cuts takes surprising turn - TheStreet

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

Oilers-Panthers tale of the tape: Who has the edge in Cup Final rematch? - theScore.com

I actually pay taxes

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I can read

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I have complete contempt for traitorism